VOL 1469 - OCT. 14, 2015 - Top 75 Worst Celebrity Baby Names
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Today's Featured Humor : -) - Top 75 Worst Celebrity Baby Names
When Celebrity Baby Naming Goes Bad
Did you hear about “Tulula Does the Hula?” Talula Does the Hula is a 9 year girl who lives in Hawaii; she just recently received a court ordered name change. The judge stated,
“The court is profoundly concerned about the very poor judgment which this child’s parents have shown in choosing this name…It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily.”
All I have to say is, WOW! This judge would have a field day in Hollywood. You thought Rumer Glenn, Scout Larue and Tallulah Belle were bad names? Take a load of these. I tried to keep it down to 50, but there was no way I could let some of these go unnoticed; and, there’s no doubt I could reach the hundreds. I won’t bother putting them in any order. You can be the judge of who’s child has the worst name, but they are all pretty heinous. Seriously, they’re real.
TOP 75 WORST CELEB BABY NAMES
Pilot Inspektor: Son of Jason Lee
Moxie CrimeFighter and Zoltan: Children of Penn Jillette (of Penn & Teller)
Fifi-Trixibelle, Peaches Honeyblossom, Pixie and Heavenly Hiraani Tiger Lily: Daughters of Paula Yates (Wow…)
Kal-El Coppola: Son of Nicholas Cage
Audio Science: Son of Shannyn Sossamon
Banjo Patrick: Son of Rachel Griffiths
Sage Moonblood and Seargeoh: Daughter (Sage) & son of Sylvester Stallone
Indio Falconer: Son of Robert Downey Jr.
Sistine Rose: Daughter of Sylvester Stallone
Mingus Lucien: Son of Helena Bonham Carter
Thyme: Daughter of Emma Thompson
Speaking of herbs…
Poppy Honey and Daisy Boo: Daughters of Jamie Oliver (The Naked Chef)
Spec Wildhorse, Hud and Teddy Jo: Sons of John Cougar Mellencamp
Apple Blythe Alison: Daughter of Chris Martin (Coldplay) and Gwyneth Paltrow
Maddox Chivan: Son of Angelina Jolie
Bluebell Madonna: Daughter of Geri Halliwell (Spice Girls)
Phoenix Chi: Daughter of Melanie Brown (Spice Girls)
Sailor Lee: Daughter of Christie Brinkley
Calico Dashiell: Daughter of Alice Cooper
Elijah Bob Patricius Guggi Q and Memphis Eve: Children of Bono
Blue Angel: Daughter of The Edge (U2)
Brawley King: Son of Nick Nolte
Coco Riley: Daughter of Courtney Cox and David Arquette (Sting also has a daughter named Coco)
Hopper Jack: Son of Sean Penn
Prima Sellechia: Daughter of John Tesh
Elettra-Ingrid: Daughter of Isabella Rossellini and Jonathan Weidemann
Dusti Rainn and Keelee Breeze: Daughters of Robert Van Winkle (aka: Vanilla Ice)
Magnus Paulin: Son of Will Ferrell
Chastity Sun: Daughter of Cher and Sonnie Bono
Tu: Daughter of Rob Morrow (Hah, get it?? Clever– Tu Morrow– but sad.)
Jermajesty: Son of Jermaine Jackson
Diezel Ky and Denim Cole: Children of Toni Braxton
Pirate: Son of Jonathan Davis (Korn)
God’iss Love Stone: Daughter of Lil’ Mo
Rufus Tiger, Tiger Lily and Lola Daisy: Children of Roger Taylor (the drummer of Queen, who has a thing for tigers and flowers.)
Seven Sirius and Puma: Children of Erykah Badu (Seven’s father is Andre 3000 from OutKast & Puma’s father is rapper The D.O.C.)
Saffron Sahara: Daughter of Simon Le Bon (Duran Duran)
Moon Unit, Dweezil, Diva Thin Muffin and Ahmet Emuukha Rodan - Children of Frank Zappa
Reign Beau and Freedom: Children of Ving Rhames and Deborah Reed
Alchamy: Daughter of Jane Pollack
Bamboo: Son of Big Boi (Outkast)
Corde: Son of Snoop Doggy Dogg
Laprincia: Daughter of Bobby Brown
Bow-Ty: Son of 50 Cent
Million: Son of Mystikal (rapper)
Messiah Ya’majesty: Son of T.I. (rapper)
Indiana August: Son of Casey Affleck
Lark Song: Daughter of Mia Farrow
Whizdom and Tryumph: Children of Jayson Williams (NBA player)
Rocket, Racer, Rebel and Rogue: Children of Robert Rodriguez (director/producer/screenwriter)
Sosie Ruth: Daughter of Kevin Bacon and Kyra Sedgwick
Aurelius Cy: Son of Elle Macpherson
Ever Gabo: Daughter of Milla Jovovich
Bogart Che Peyote: Son of David Rainey (Remember ‘Puck’ from Real World?)
Audio Science and Moxie Crimefighter might top my list… but then again there’s also Pilot Inspektor and Tu Marrow. What’s your favorite worst name ever?
Want some more fun with bizarre names? Check this out:
An Ohio judge blocked a man’s attempt to change his name to Santa Claus back in 2000, citing the reputation of Santa Claus in the US among other reasons for the denial; but, in 2001, a Utah judge allowed another man that very name change: Santa Claus!
Some other denials from judges included, III because it’s a symbol rather than a name; Mary R. because it would be met with suspicion and distrust; 1069 because names can’t be numbers. Ridiculous!
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